Well, everyone. . . It is my last office hour here at Missouri State University-West Plains. I have enjoyed every moment of it. For my last student journal, I am going to talk about Emma Stone. If you don’t know who Emma Stone is, I will tell you. She is a goddess. She is everything beautiful and wonderful in this world. She is my future wife. Feel free to search her name on the internet to get a visual of the stunning Emma Stone. OR watch the movie “Easy A”, “The Help”, or “Zombieland”.
I fully believe that one day I will marry Emma Stone. I also believe I will marry her because of the education given to me at Missouri State University. Here is my plan. *Goes into starry future dream-mode.*
One day I will be walking along the MSU-WP campus, reliving the memories that I have had here. The wonderful friends, faculty and staff will pop into my mind and I will be filled with nostalgia. I will be looking at the majestic clock tower and will bump into someone, literally. I will look down and begin to apologize, but before I can finish I will notice that I, Jeffrey Tignor, have pushed to the ground the one and only Emma Stone. I will begin to immediately stutter over my words, and fall to the ground as well. By the time we are done exchanging nervous laughter, I will calmly collect myself and ask her if she would like a tour. She will say yes, and I will begin to amaze her with my knowledge of this campus, brought about by my time as an ambassador here.
When I am done giving her a tour she will ask me about the philosopher’s cave, and luckily I will know exactly what she is talking about because I took Dennis Lancaster’s Honors class. We will then have intelligent conversation, brought about with topics that I learned from Missouri State University-West Plains.
I will then ask her to lunch with my incredible people skills that are all because of ambassadors, speech class, and the many friends that I made here on campus. She will have no choice but to accept. Literally, because if she says no, I will start to cry. Then she will do one of two things, go out of pity, or run away. If she runs away I will get lunch and bring it to her. So either way it is a win-win situation.
She will agree to go to lunch with me and I will ask her where she would like to eat. I will tell her that West Plains has an abundance of places to eat and shop. I learned this at Red Carpet Day.
After that, we will get married. Since I am an ordained minister (by power of the internet) I will marry us there on the spot! And when we have kids, they will go to Missouri State University-West Plains!
